all the words are not gone with the wind. Some phrases manage to stand the test of time and get to us. Are excerpts. Today, a little philosophy and reflection on what many people believe is what moves the world: sex.
"Sex is like a card game: If you have a good partner ... you better have a good hand. "
- Woody Allen Mae West
" Women are able to fake an orgasm but men can fake a whole relationship. "
- Sharon Stone
"Forty-five masturbating and I still have strength in his hand."
- Billy Wilder
"You know that look women get when they want sex with you? Me neither. "
- Steve Martin
" Bisexuality doubles immediately link your chances of a Saturday night. "
- Rodney Dangerfield
" Masturbation is make love to the person one loves. "
- Woody Allen
" What premarital sex is sin? There is not premarital sex if you do not intend to marry. "
- Matt Barry
" The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. "
- Woody Allen
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. "
- Billy Crystal
" Some marriages end up well, others last a lifetime. "
- Woody Allen
" One does not appreciate a lot of things in school until it grows. Small things like being punished every day by a middle-aged woman. Things that you pay good money later in life. "
- Elmo Philips
" I believe that sex is one of the nicest things, natural and rewarding that money can buy. "
- Tom Clancy
" I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. "
- Woody Allen
" There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly among women. The most effective is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. "
- Lynn Lavner
" Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation to the taxidermist. "
- Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- Camille Paglia
"My girlfriend always laughs when I make love - no matter what you are reading. "
- Steve Jobs (Apple founder)
" sexual inactivity is dangerous, it produces horns. "
- Woody Allen
" God invented sex, the Man invented love. "
- brothers Edmond and Jules de Goncourt
"My mother never understood the irony that it was calling me bastard."
- Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where you parked the car or where you live, but never forget a suck ... no matter how bad it was. "
- Barbara Bush (Former First Lady of the United States)
" Love on each other. "
- Woody Allen
" Ah, yes, divorce. Latin expression that means: boot man's genitals with his wallet. "
- Robin Williams
" According to a recent survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than women. They say that they become too critical, while us men, of course, simply we become grateful. "
- Robert De Niro
" Sex without love is without doubt an empty experience, but as empty experience is the best. "
- Drew Carey
" The problem is that God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. "
- Robin Williams
" There are two very important things in the world: one is the sex, the other can not remember. "
- Woody Allen
" My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask her sex, she objects. "
- Bob Hope
" An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. "
- Edgar Wallace
“¿Es sucio el sexo? Sólo cuando se hace bien.”
– Woody Allen
“Solo hay dos cosas que un hombre y una mujer pueden hacer en un día de lluvia. Y a mi no me gusta ver televisión.”
– Creo que de la película En el calor de la Noche
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