Thursday, April 30, 2009

How To Convince Ur Parents To Get Go-kart



...¡¡¡¡ Pain little pain is worth giving the politicians who govern us from the Ajuntament de Calafell.
In the plenary session yesterday, less handsome, has been called everything from liars, malecucados interested, mafia ... among other niceties that made these think, given what we were witnessing, they were in a circus in the amount of stupid things they said and that no one in the room believed, but they put effort into it.
I propose that the next full bring a lion tamer, a trapeze and clowns as they are already on staff and have the full circus. Just need to put a locker at the door of the Town Council to charge admission, a vendor of drinks and popcorn ... ¡¡¡¡¡
and spend an enjoyable morning in the full ¡¡¡¡¡

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Sacramento Gloryholes

Pain little pain worth truck rental Mas Romeu

Yesterday in a blog of Calafell came a story about a truck parked in the urbanization of Mas Romeu . As I was curious to know if the truck was parked. This morning after the storm passed I decided to see if he continued in the same place, and what was my surprise to see that the truck was parked as saying http://porquequeremoscalafell.blogspot.com/ and this blog is a picture to prove it.


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Good Best Handheld Shower Head

friction is a cat with a pipe

JAJA
SUBLIME!







Friday, April 17, 2009

Bangalore Car Accessories

Conversation between a fascist and a middle-class Argentine type. April

"We must kill all the children stealing.
"Right. Are we going to march in the Obelisk?
-Dale, come on.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Egg White Mucus Image



Far beyond my window,
morning clouds are a flower
that has been born to a train.

A clock becomes in crab
And the old layer gives
With a storm of termites.

Far beyond my window
Algodones pretended to be a garden
Pending April. Then I go

Dripping
eyes that light of infinity, And when I need

A dog, a cane, one hand, a faith.

And you spend playing the soft silence
cold and blind, I sentence you to appoint
everything now do not know.

Far beyond my window
My hope was playing at a flower garden
A,


As expected in April.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Cultural Festival Themes

Everything you ever wanted to know about Islam but were afraid to ask

The Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Husaini Sistani (highest religious authority in Muslim-only living 6 people with that rank in the world -) has a superb and complete website in several languages \u200b\u200b(not English , but in English) with full information about Islam. The most interesting section is the FAQ , where his eminence responds to their faithful what is allowed and what is not (in areas as diverse as chess, anal sex, magic, women, drinking, etc etc). I leave you with a vast, amazing and unforgettable shows I selected:


Why is prohibited to use plates, forks and spoons of gold and silver? According to Islam

eat and drink in gold and silver dishes is prohibited. No matter the reasons.

Is it permissible to shake hands with a girl?

is not allowed.

How much of a man (not her husband) can a woman look? Can look at your chest?

A woman can not look at the body of a strange man, is prohibited if it does so in lust, as if there is a possibility of falling into sin. Even without these possibilities (lust and sin) is not allowed as a precaution, unless they are parts that are not usually covered, like her hands, ankles, and hands (only could look without lust, and if there is no possibility of sin).

If my wife wants me to masturbate in front of it, is it possible?

You can not do it with your hand, but she does.

What does Islam say about masturbation? If a man does, what deserves punishment, and as you get forgiveness?

He has committed a prohibited act. Repentance is sufficient to obtain forgiveness.

When I'm not married, I can masturbate?

Masturbation is not allowed under any circumstances.

Can Muslims listen to music?

that music is prohibited with intent to entertain and amuse.

Can a Muslim marry her cousin / a?

Yes, you can marry.

What is an orgy? It

prohibited.

Is suicide allowed in Islam?

is not allowed, under any circumstances.

would like to know that sea animals are permissible and which not.

Of all the sea animals are only allowed those with scales, the rest are banned, except the prawns.

Is oral sex allowed women and men?

is permitted provided that no liquid in the mouth.

Can husband and wife having sex while they look in a mirror?

is permitted. Can

shake hands with a non-Muslim woman?

A Muslim man can not squeeze his hand with a woman unless there is a barrier such as gloves, unless to do so might entail a substantial damage, or inevitable.

Do you allow tattoos?

tattoos are allowed in any case.

A Muslim walks into a cafe and sits at a table drinking tea. Then a stranger comes and sits on the same table and drink wine. Should the Muslim stop drinking tea and go?

Yes, would be required to leave that table.

Can a Muslim work a restaurant serving alcohol to customers?

is not allowed.

When a woman is the rule, is allowed to have anal sex?

is allowed with his consent. Is permitted but is an extremely horrible act.

Can a Muslim have anal sex?

This act is not prohibited, but is best avoided. There is no objection that a couple get pleasure from any other body part. But it should be noted that some actions are contrary to human dignity.

When does "Zina" (premarital or extramarital sex)? Zina

not happen until there is no penetration.

If a Muslim woman is raped (out of wedlock, by a stranger), allowed abortion?

No, she can not except that you may cause insufferable problem or difficulty. For example, if she could be killed by their families if they discovered her pregnancy, then she would have if allowed.

Can autopsy dead a Muslim?

is not permitted for educational or other causes. Only allowed if the life of a Muslim depends on it.

Many European companies discriminate people with beards. "I can shave my beard to get a job?

Shaving the beard, which is banned as a precaution is not allowed in that case.

Must I have a full beard?

is prohibited to shave the beard, or just left knob.

Is it allowed in Islam plastic surgery?

Si.

Can I donate blood?

is permitted.

Can you use white magic if used for good, and being the opposite of black magic, which is used by evil people?

The magic in all its forms and classes is forbidden. [Even use it to undo a spell] unless the matter contribution of great benefit, saving the life of a respectable person.

What do you think of doing business with companies or individuals who are hostile to Islam and Muslims? Should we buy their products knowing that, directly or indirectly help the oppression of Muslims?

is not allowed in that case.

Is it permissible for coitus interruptus sexual intercourse?

is permitted.

Will wearing trousers and a shirt that stage allowed? What about covering my right when I go out?

For a woman is not allowed to go outside his home wearing clothes that show her body to strangers.

"I can use pirated software?

If someone else has hacked you can use, but you can not copy it.

Can men and women work together in a company?

If there is no possibility of sin is not allowed.

Is it permissible to play chess?

is totally illegal.

Why are forbidden to play chess?

not allowed because it involves debauchery and gambling. Many imams have banned it. Furthermore, we do not know the reasons for the prohibition of an act. Moreover, we do not know the reason behind the prohibition of an act, we are bound to absolute obedience. There is a reason for it, but if not know does not mean that we should not comply.

What do you think of cloning animals?

No objection.

Can you have an orgy?

is prohibited.

I wonder if it is allowed to go to a party with girls and boys. Girls may not be dressed appropriately, but no drinks. Address

such meetings is not allowed as obligatory precaution.

I wonder about friendship with women.

have friendship with them is not allowed. For such friendship is not immune to sin.

Is it forbidden to play cricket? And watching sports on TV?

No objection.